Why do I want an iPhone 4S? I have a psychological condition called 'iPhone Envy," and according to the doctors, it can only be solved by getting an iPhone. Now I would buy one, but my wife thinks I already have too many tech-gagets, and if I were to buy one, I'd be out the door on my butt. So like others with my affliction I suffer in silence, maybe letting out a little sigh now and then. I find myself trekking in 2' of snow to get to the Apple store, pressing my nose to the glass watching people walk out with shiny new iPhone 4Ss. It is almost too much for me to bear. I then have to walk back home 3 miles through the snow, empty-handed, with nothing to think about but not having an iPhone 4S. if I were to win, I could get that iPhone, not piss-off my wife, and feel like a man again. Won't you please help me?