Yo Mama Jokes

[Carjackd]

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.

 

[Carjackd]

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

 

[wilber1]

Yo mamma so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

 

[wilber1]

Yo momma so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized

 

[Carjackd]

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

 

[wilber1]

Yo mamma so fat her diet pills say M&M

 

[Carjackd]

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

 

[wilber1]

Yo momma so fat on halloween she says trick or meatloaf

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

 

[wilber1]

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu

 

[Carjackd]

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

 

[wilber1]

Yo mamma so fat yo daddy won't fit in the bed

 

[Carjackd]

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

 

[Carjackd]

Yo mamma is so fat instead of a fitbit she has a sitbit

 

[Carjackd]

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

 

[Carjackd]

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."