Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
I started dating my first Blackberry about 5 years ago. And things were great in the beginning. We used to hang out all the time. We went through changes and upgrades together, like I said things were great. And then the honeymoon period ended. She started just locking me out (it was like she just didn't want to communicate with me anymore). She would even get to the point of shutting down by about 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I browsed the internet for solutions for our relationship and found a really good support website www.crackberry.com. There were many other guys who were going through the exact same thing I was. The support really helped.
And then, I met my best friend's iPhone. Now, I know it is wrong to lust after my best friend's iPhone, but I just couldn't help it. She's smart, beautiful, always willing to interact, and never shuts him out. I just couldn't help but think, "Why can't she have a sister close by?" (my best friend lives in a little place called AT&T and I live in a place called Verizon)
My friend told me about a website where other iPhone lovers congregate to talk about how great their relationship is. That's when I started following tipb. I did it secretly, never registering, because I didn't want Blackberry to find out. AND THEN...... the glorious day happened. I read that AT&T iPhone was getting a new sister and she was coming to live in Verizon!!!
I knew that this was a sign from God and that we were meant to be together. So, I had a talk with Blackberry (it wasn't pretty). I told her that she needed to move out, but there would be old fashioned guys out there who might still be interested and one day she might find love again.
So now I'm ready to move on and up.
And that is why I would love to have a new Verizon iPhone.
I started dating my first Blackberry about 5 years ago. And things were great in the beginning. We used to hang out all the time. We went through changes and upgrades together, like I said things were great. And then the honeymoon period ended. She started just locking me out (it was like she just didn't want to communicate with me anymore). She would even get to the point of shutting down by about 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I browsed the internet for solutions for our relationship and found a really good support website www.crackberry.com. There were many other guys who were going through the exact same thing I was. The support really helped.
And then, I met my best friend's iPhone. Now, I know it is wrong to lust after my best friend's iPhone, but I just couldn't help it. She's smart, beautiful, always willing to interact, and never shuts him out. I just couldn't help but think, "Why can't she have a sister close by?" (my best friend lives in a little place called AT&T and I live in a place called Verizon)
My friend told me about a website where other iPhone lovers congregate to talk about how great their relationship is. That's when I started following tipb. I did it secretly, never registering, because I didn't want Blackberry to find out. AND THEN...... the glorious day happened. I read that AT&T iPhone was getting a new sister and she was coming to live in Verizon!!!
I knew that this was a sign from God and that we were meant to be together. So, I had a talk with Blackberry (it wasn't pretty). I told her that she needed to move out, but there would be old fashioned guys out there who might still be interested and one day she might find love again.
So now I'm ready to move on and up.
And that is why I would love to have a new Verizon iPhone.
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