So I feel like it's time to be clever...
This is one of many contests I've entered by the fine folks at TiPb, and I must say, I'm ready to win! So I thought, 'These guys (and gals!) spend all day writing all the news that's fit to print about iDevices; why should they be the ones that have all the fun?'
An ode...
The iPad Two
what to do?
Shall I buy one now,
or wait somehow?
Lack of fortuity
requires ingenuity
when you've bought an iPad One
just before last month had begun.
But then came hope;
could it be?
Might I be bestowed
an iPad Two by TiPb?
Let's hope Ally and Georgia
and Chad and Rene
feel as if I am worthy
and toss that five hundy my way!
And if not, never fear my friends
because this is not the conclusion,
but merely where my journey begins.
For if I have to wait
for the iPad Two hunger to quell,
I say nay! Out of my wallet
six ninety-nine (plus tax) I will shell.
So this is the tale
of a man with desire.
Let's hope that this poem
draws praise and not ire.
So please, TiPb, onto me bestow
the most fantastic new device
by those clever folks at Cupertino!