I just want to say that I've never won anything like this in my life. I always enter raffles and play the lottery, but I never win
I know I won't win this time either because I don't have a good reason. A shiny new
red iphone isn't going to help me save the world or end hunger. But I would have one up on Kanye, Obama, J-Lo and every other rich mofo. And I would flaunt it as if Ron Burgandy himself was posing for one of those men's haircut style magazines you find in GreatClips. Even the angels would be jealous of me and my b*tchin new RED iphone. The End.
BOOOOOM!
So you see it starts of sad and pathetic, but toward the middle it picks up steam and then it finishes with what looks a possible explosion. How awesome is that?