Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site Apr 19, 2014 #61 Yo Moma is so fat when she sits around the house...she sits around the house
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site Apr 19, 2014 #62 Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
JobSteves Well-known member Jan 3, 2013 569 0 0 Visit site Apr 19, 2014 #63 Your momma is so fat she plays pool withe planets. Sent from my iPad using iMore Forums
kataran Ambassador Mar 11, 2013 4,675 33 48 Visit site Apr 20, 2014 #64 Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her ****, then at her face, and said Twins
Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her ****, then at her face, and said Twins
iOS Gravity Well-known member Sep 24, 2013 4,071 1 0 Visit site Apr 20, 2014 #65 kataran said: Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her ****, then at her face, and said Twins Click to expand... I wonder what "****" is...
kataran said: Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her ****, then at her face, and said Twins Click to expand... I wonder what "****" is...
thatgirl87 Well-known member Nov 8, 2012 761 0 0 Visit site Apr 20, 2014 #66 Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Sent from my iPhone using iMore Forums
Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Sent from my iPhone using iMore Forums
iOS Gravity Well-known member Sep 24, 2013 4,071 1 0 Visit site May 31, 2014 #67 Yo mama so ugly, she put the Boogie Man out of business.
iOS Gravity Well-known member Sep 24, 2013 4,071 1 0 Visit site May 31, 2014 #68 Yo mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
iOS Gravity Well-known member Sep 24, 2013 4,071 1 0 Visit site May 31, 2014 #69 Yo mama so ugly, Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts for Christmas.
iOS Gravity Well-known member Sep 24, 2013 4,071 1 0 Visit site May 31, 2014 #70 Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
iOS Gravity Well-known member Sep 24, 2013 4,071 1 0 Visit site May 31, 2014 #71 Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
iOS Gravity Well-known member Sep 24, 2013 4,071 1 0 Visit site May 31, 2014 #72 Yo mama is so fat that Dracula got Type 2 Diabetes after biting her neck.
iOS Gravity Well-known member Sep 24, 2013 4,071 1 0 Visit site May 31, 2014 #73 Yo mama is so fat that when she visited Toronto's City Hall, she was arrested for trying to smuggle 500 lbs of crack into Mayor Rob Ford's office.
Yo mama is so fat that when she visited Toronto's City Hall, she was arrested for trying to smuggle 500 lbs of crack into Mayor Rob Ford's office.
sherlock Well-known member Sep 6, 2010 1,685 64 0 Visit site Jun 1, 2014 #74 Yo mama' s cooking is so bad, that the flies helped fix the screen door.
Septembersrain Banned Jan 20, 2014 1,005 0 0 Visit site Jun 1, 2014 #75 sherlock said: Yo mama' s cooking is so bad, that the flies helped fix the screen door. Click to expand... That took me entirely too long to get. Kinda like how long it took yo mama to stop staring at orange juice because it said "Concentrate". Sent from a larger than life device using Tapatalk!
sherlock said: Yo mama' s cooking is so bad, that the flies helped fix the screen door. Click to expand... That took me entirely too long to get. Kinda like how long it took yo mama to stop staring at orange juice because it said "Concentrate". Sent from a larger than life device using Tapatalk!
the_tech_eater Well-known member Jul 24, 2013 3,072 0 0 Visit site Jul 9, 2014 #76 Yo momma so old her birth certificate says "expired"
Yossi12 Active member May 21, 2014 37 0 0 Visit site Aug 10, 2014 #77 Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample!
Yossi12 Active member May 21, 2014 37 0 0 Visit site Aug 10, 2014 #78 Yo mama so poor your family ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk!
Yossi12 Active member May 21, 2014 37 0 0 Visit site Aug 10, 2014 #79 Yo mama so stupid that it took her 2 years to finish a puzzle and said "hey look how smart I am, it says on the box 3-5 years!
Yo mama so stupid that it took her 2 years to finish a puzzle and said "hey look how smart I am, it says on the box 3-5 years!
Yossi12 Active member May 21, 2014 37 0 0 Visit site Aug 10, 2014 #80 Yo mama so stupid that when she stepped on a scale she said "hey that's my phone number"!