Yo Mama Jokes

[Yossi12]

Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a blood test

 

[the_tech_eater]

 

[ela1n3ko]

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

[Ledsteplin]

Yo moma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"


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[Paul Ellis1]

You Mumma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car


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[Paul Ellis1]

Yo Mumma like a bus, ?1 a ride


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[Ledsteplin]

Yo Momma so stupid she put paper on the TV and called it paper view.

 

[Yossi12]

Yo mama so stupid, she cleaned the house? for the cleaning lady!

 

[rudyalexc]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

 

[Frehley]

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code!

 

[Jeremyryan0298]

Yo momma so stupid she heard it was chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl

 

[JobSteves]

Yo Momma is so dirty she made Right Guard turn left.

Or similarly,

Yo Momma is so dirty she made Speed Stick slow down.







Yo Momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew

 

[Carjackd]

Your momma is so fat she is on both sides of the family

 

[Ledsteplin]

Yo Momma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

 

[brian_84]

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, 'Sorry, no professionals'.

 

[wilber1]

Yo momma is so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

 

[joemd60]

Yo mama is so ugly. They have to tie a pork chop to her leg, so the dog will play with her.

 

[Quis89]

Yo momma breath smell so bad when she breathes her teeth duck.

 

[Quis89]

Your momma is so dirty when she gets in the bath the water jumps out.

 

[Quis89]

Yo momma so ugly her mirror has tear stains.