It's not that I want an Apple TV, it's that I NEED an Apple TV -- to survive. You see, I am Darth Vader and I'm vacationing at Disney World with Grand Moff Tarkin and his wife Dorothy. I accidentally fell in the water at the It's a Small World ride while trying to remove an Earth pebble from my boot. Let me tell you, I was so angry that I prepared the Death Star to vaporize most of Florida, but decided against it because we're going to the Bahamas on Friday and couldn't risk destroying it as well due to the close proximity.
I, unfortunately, did not purchase travel insurance and would be out all the money I spent of the Bahamas leg of our journey, and with the economy being the way it is, I did not consider that wise. That is one lesson Obi-Wan was wrong about. He taught me, "Be frugal with your travel money young padawan, you should never buy travel insurance. Instead, purchase a travel wallet that hangs from your neck and has a fancy zipper." That advice still frustrates me!
Anyway, with regards to requiring an Apple TV. My chest plate electronics have failed due to the water breeching the circuitry. Grand Moff Tarkin's wife had in her possession a Palm Centro and the paramedics with the help of a Disney Imagineer, were able to quickly and efficiently wire the device into my life support system and keep things running until such time that I can get back to the Death Star for complete repairs. Here is the problem: it totally throws off the brooding, evil look I'm going for. The Palm Centro that is now in my chest plate is pink. Oh, you would not believe the crap I've gotten for that. I've had to strangle so many people while on vacation and I did NOT want to do that. I just wanted a quiet, strangle-free vacation, but nooo, people just had to get lippy with me. The Apple TV would match the rest of my armor perfectly, and I have an important speech to give while in the Bahamas to a group of bounty hunters. I feel they would not be totally concentrating on my talk if they could not get past my pink chest plate. Those bounty hunters act like a bunch of 12 year olds.
There is another benefit: having access to my complete iTunes media collection while on vacation would be fantastic as I was hoping to catch up on season 3 of Glee.
Thank you for your consideration and may the Force be with you.