Craziest thing I ever expensed? Several years ago, when I was working for Avon Products as a Help Desk Analyst, we had a fierce snowstorm and so Avon paid for us to stay at a really nice golf resort called Doral Arrowwood in Purchase, NY. I worked very hard at Avon and on 1 of the 2 nights that I stayed at Arrowwood, I decided to treat myself to a fancy dinner at their really expensive restaurant. The food, the service, everything at this restaurant at Arrowwood was top notch, and my bill for just myself (I ate alone that night) came out to like $70.00. Well, again, I felt like I deserved a really nice, delicious dinner for all my hard work, and so I expensed it using my Avon corporate credit card, providing the receipt in my expense report. I submitted the expense report and luckily no one questioned me about it. I don't think I ever expensed a dinner for 1 person that was that high.