willwalker
New member
dry cleaning...
I was a working for a government contractor doing project management support, and when I traveled, part of my job was to take care of my project managers in any way necessary. I always ended up being the designated driver so my clients could drink at night and have a little fun. One night a couple of my clients picked up a two girls at a club. As the girls were quite inebriated, we agreed to drive them home. Well one of the girls was drunk enough to lose control of her bladder while sitting on my client's lap during the car ride. My client was furious & embarrassed to say the least, so I offered to have his pants cleaned and ended up expensing the dry cleaning bill. I'm just glad my company never questioned that line item, because I could never have told them what really happened!
I was a working for a government contractor doing project management support, and when I traveled, part of my job was to take care of my project managers in any way necessary. I always ended up being the designated driver so my clients could drink at night and have a little fun. One night a couple of my clients picked up a two girls at a club. As the girls were quite inebriated, we agreed to drive them home. Well one of the girls was drunk enough to lose control of her bladder while sitting on my client's lap during the car ride. My client was furious & embarrassed to say the least, so I offered to have his pants cleaned and ended up expensing the dry cleaning bill. I'm just glad my company never questioned that line item, because I could never have told them what really happened!