I am engaged to a wonderful woman. Sadly, she was born without an iPad Pro.
She does the best she can, looking at the world through retina instead of IN Retina.
She has a laptop but it...sniff...it runs Windows and doesn't have a touchscreen, for goodness' sakes!
If iMore is kind enough to choose me as the recipient of this iPad Pro gift certificate, you will help the happiest man in the world make his lady the happiest woman in the world...by occasionally letting her power on his new iPad Pro.
:-D