GIVE AWAY: White iPhone 4

[windsor187#IM]

Underwater excursion

Just recently went on trip that I won from work and took an underwater dive with my girlfriend. Went back to work then expensed the dive btw I work as Gm of Restaurant Lol

 

[Roose00]

therapy. I work for family.....enough said!

 

[Writermind]

I've convinced a client to switch reservations for an expensive business luncheon so that the restaurant a friend of mine owns could get the extra business.

Not sure that counts as padding the books, but my friend sure appreciated the additional business and we ended up signing the client after all.

Everybody wins!

 

[extrication]

Boxers

Lost my underwear (and my whole fire uniform) during a haz mat exposure. The uniform was returned after decontamination without the boxers!

 

[koolguy442]

I'm a grad student working in a university lab. I was asked by my boss how to fill out an expense report, the sort of thing you might put a hundred dollars worth of solvent or gloves or other supplies on. He was apparently trying to write a common expense report for a six million dollar prototype electron microscope. I was too flabbergasted to do any work for the rest of the day.

 

[mickeygoldsmith]

I've expensed a Wii fit

 

[Kevin21]

A Nokia prepaid phone that had a dedicated flashlight.

 

[ggong5150]

A lap dance posted as entertainment with clients!

 

[Thachoc1]

Food expenses from a Strip Club/Restaurant. What a way to enjoy Filet Mignon!!! LOL!!! Oh how sweet it would be to win an iPhone. I'd drop my blackberry in a heartbeat!!!

 

[thebutl3r]

Wierdest expense

One of those inflatable arm flailing tube men...

 

[spilakf]

Beats by Dre headphones for the actual retail price after hearing how much Monster marks up their products...YIKES!!!

 

[Edartanium]

3 bales of hay & barb wire.

 

[Io148997]

The craziest/oddest thing that I have found on an expense report is.......a $747.23 bill at a gay bar/massage parlor in Sacramento, CA. Normally you would think that it would be listed as Client Entertainment or Meeting Expenses, but it was listed as "Stress Relief" due to "over-working". The worker is married with 3 children, explain that one...

 

[djayme7]

would have to be every personal, non-business item the boss owns!

 

[rdkempt]

I have 2 great ones that I have seen on invoices, both were written by my boss:

Stupid Tax - 10%

This was on an internal note for having to argue with a client about his network. He had argued that he had wireless in his office and he didn't need an access point (he was stealing someone else's wireless signal and was wondering why he couldn't access his network shares or network printers form the next door's wireless network...). The prices were just jacked up 10% at the end of the day but the internal note still says rates are adjusted 10% higher because of stupidity.



Rat Removal - $25.00

A PC came in that no longer turned on - first assumed power supply since it didn't even try to turn on, open the case to find a dead rat inside the case. I was the one that had to remove him - he was harder than a rock and must have been in there for weeks. All the backplates for the add-in cards were off and it looked like he rubbed up along the motherboard or something while it was on. Wore the thickest gloves I could find and the least we literally charged him $25.00 for rat removal - it was on the invoice.

 

[dark.link.hx]

the first generation iPhone cost me 600 dollars /= very sad especially now that an iPhone 3GS is 50 dollars )'=

 

[mickel0357]

I've never filled out an expense report but I would for a white iPhone!

 

[bljy]

an EXPENSE-ive ipad 2

 

[zarraza]

The craziest thing I've ever seen on an expense report(ok I didn't really see the actual report) was the tab from the strip club while at Interop a couple years ago I just can't imagine how that would fly

 

[richardjerry01]

For food. I spent one of my Saturday night for dinner at a Japanese restaurant, alone, and spent $22 :0