It's all about the screaming!
A letter to my son Edwin:
Edwin,
I know you love the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Wall-E, Finding Nemo and a littany of other colorful Pixar movies, and I apologize for only having them available on my laptop, or on my iPhone. I know you have really great vision at your age - what seven month old doesn't?
But I'm sorry I can't play your favorites on our TV.
You see, Apple released a new device that will take care of that for you, but unfortunately, on a fixed military income, it's hard to find the extra cash we need to buy one.
When mommy and I need to make a decision between buying something like the AppleTV or baby formula and diapers, we usually choose the later, because we want to keep you healthy and clean.
Maybe someday when you learn how to use the potty and eat the same food mommy and I do we can afford such a thing, but until that day comes, we'll have to appease your temper-reducing Mickey Mouse views with daddy's laptop.
Since you seem content drinking your food and pooping yourself, perhaps the good folks at TiPb can help us out in the meantime.
Sincerely,
Daddy