A Very Apple Christmas
'Twas the day before 'morrow, and all through my backpack
Not a laptop was found, not even an iMac.
No iPhone to put in the pouch on my side,
No iPad to tweet with, no A5 chip inside.
When all of a sudden, I see in the Forum,
With this generous gift, I could finally afford one!
If only I could make sure that I win.
I need to type something clever from within.
So I sat at my desk, my keyboard did clatter.
I've re-typed this 9 times, I hope that it matters.
But in the event that I manage to lose,
at least I still have some eggnog with booze.
And perhaps this Christmas can still be saved,
If Santa sees that this year I behaved
.....mostly