"iPhone 4S, here I come" - The Musical
The power of positive thinking (pan to image of me with eyes closed and clicking heels together thinking "There's no place like iPhone! There's no place like iPhone! There's no place like iPhone!")
Now be good little kids and everyone sing along to the musical "The Wizard of Jobs"...
I could while away the hours, conference callin' thru cell towers
When I win my new 4S.
And my case 'n phone'd be matchin'
Oleophobic no screen scratchin'
If I only had 4S!
The lesser of 3 evils, money-grubbing little devils,
The Cell Carriers I mean.
I'll constantly be thinkin'
Will iOS5 be kinda stinkin'
If there's no jailbreak for my 4S.
I can regurgitate the 4S specs from Apple Store.
That clearly shows my fanboy lovin' just once more.
And then tell my old iPhone to hit the door!
I would be just a nothin', without this new iPhone lovin'
My tech heart all full of pain.
But I would prance and be merry, just like Puck the forest fairy,
If I only had 4S!!!
...Cut! Print! Roll the tape!!!