Why I need an iPad from TiPb and Waze (respectfully submitted)
How should I put this? I need an iPad,
I need it, I need it, I need it real bad.
It's not for it's shininess, it's beauty, it's zen,
I need it not for how nice it'll look in my den,
I don't need it for recipes, books, or for games,
And I couldn't care less for it's pc killer claims,
Already have an iPhone, an iPod and a Mac,
With all of those here, there is nothing I lack,
I am pretty lucky, I've a home and a job,
I've a wife, 2 great kids, I'm a working-class yob,
We don't have all that much, but we're all pretty happy,
And Christmas this year will be a tiny bit snappy,
If I can say "Honey! Hey, look what's from Santa!",
And she'll look quite shocked, as if stung by a manta,
She'll say "But baby, we've opened our presents!",
"What's in that box? Hey, what are the contents??"
I will just smile as with wrapping she'll grapple,
And she'll let out a gasp, as she sees that white apple,
She'll coo, and she'll grin, and she'll give me a hug,
As I lean back, and take a sip from my mug,
"It's 32 Gig! And with wifi it comes!"
"And 3G! Holy cow! Oh stars and sugarplums!"
And she'll giggle and laugh and act just like a schoolgirl,
As she opens the box, takes it out for a whirl,
"It's got iBooks on it! Safari! And Mail!"
"It's so fast! (My old iPod was just like a snail)".
"Oh honey, you're the best! I just can't believe it!
"What ever did I do that was so good to receive it?"
And I'll give her a kiss, and say "It wasn't me"
"It was those old elves over at TiPb".
"It was Rene, and Georgia, and Dieter and Chad,"
"And Allyson too, those guys are quite rad"
"Leanna and Jeremy, they too were in on it"
"All of them helped to make our Christmas less unfit"
And we'll hoist up our glasses this bright holiday night
"Thanks to TiPb for making Christmas out of sight!!!"
Happy Holidays!