I can see it now..
You standing there while some pimply face kid put his greasy burger and fries down and rips into your new babies packaging all ninja assassin style..
As a tumble weeds blow through the store... And you giving him the stink eye as burger grease oozes down the face of your baby, heading slowly towards the power button as capt zip shovels a few more fries into his gob, before spitting all over the front as he makes your test call...
That's it... You snap and whip your hand around and snag your helpless baby from his dripping hands because you just cant take anymore...
While off in the distance a coyote howls and you here the theme music from Good Bad and the Ugly..
Paint a bleak enough picture?
Order it online and wait the 2 days