I use Dolphin, think it's great. Fast access too bookmarks, just swipe.
I don't see why this should upset you so much. If you like safari you should use it. It's not a big deal. I only use my browser to browse the web so that's what I like it to be fast at.
I'm not upset at all, I'm trying to figure out the logic behind your complaint that Safari is too slow to use...since it truly is not...at all.