1. miguelborkez's Avatar
    I went in a business trip to Michigan and stayed at a motel that had a kitchen, so I put on my expenses report a frying pan! so I could make my own food. This was very hilariuos to my boss.
    06-01-2011 06:07 PM
  2. miguelborkez's Avatar
    Ooo, I almost forgot, again on my bussines trip I found a Pizza restaurant that sells liquor bottles, so the ticket only said beverage and had the name of the pizza restaurant so I did charge the expenses for 2 bottle of whiskey, and guess what for my boss I was eating at a restaurant hehe. Great way to get wasted on trip expenses.
    06-01-2011 06:13 PM
  3. VTshorty78#IM's Avatar
    why are my posts not coming thru? It says it must be approved?????
    06-01-2011 06:14 PM
  4. cms365's Avatar
    I expensed my iPhone 3GS!
    06-01-2011 06:16 PM
  5. SkinCity's Avatar
    A male stripper, a female lion tamer, and two male body painted acrobats for a very special Vegas birthday.
    06-01-2011 06:19 PM
  6. SteveW928's Avatar
    The strangest thing I ever expensed was over 100 miles of mileage to bail out a programmer working on one of our projects.
    06-01-2011 06:31 PM
  7. maxburn's Avatar
    Lunch at the Pink Giraffe. Prompting a call for me to explain it's not a strip joint.
    06-01-2011 06:40 PM
  8. Joma1124's Avatar
    I work at Starbucks and needed to order office supplies etc. This was totally wrong but hilarious. I put the invoice name to receiver: Michael Jackson, just to make sure if they pay attention. Mind you this was shortly after his death. When ups guy cane in to deliver he cracked up so hard he probably peed his pants
    06-01-2011 06:45 PM
  9. The Rulah's Avatar
    I expense the unthinkable... Gas!
    06-01-2011 06:46 PM
  10. folgrz's Avatar
    Traced all the expenses on my car build using excel (which I dont really know how to use)

    from speakers to amplifiers, intakes, bumpers, 5 different sets of wheels, 10 different exhaust systems. The list goes on, spent upwards of 12k and I'm still not finished!
    06-01-2011 06:53 PM
  11. ZOFOURTWENTY's Avatar
    a $390 alcohol tab, was never questioned, so I went with it
    06-01-2011 07:01 PM
  12. iFail#CB's Avatar
    I entered a trip to Vermont on my expense report. I planned so I could go skiing with my grandfather; this happened during World War II. After that, we were going to watch The Hangover.
    06-01-2011 07:02 PM
  13. jwsnj3rd's Avatar
    humm never seen anything wierd but i put dinner at a nice steak house with lots of booze think it was around 200 bucks but i paid for the cab ride back to my hotel out of my pocket and the next day my stomach was a mess so i needed some pepto lol i put that on there too
    Last edited by jwsnj3rd; 06-01-2011 at 07:06 PM.
    06-01-2011 07:02 PM
  14. Kingeas's Avatar
    The "Beach Concierge Package" at a resort hotel when I was supposed to be staying at the Hampton Inn. They had my towel, bottled water, and beach chair ready every morning when I walked out onto the white sandy shores of the Gulf.
    06-01-2011 07:03 PM
  15. kikideath's Avatar
    Laser Tattoo Removal to "appear more professional to clients". Needless to say that didn't pan out so well.
    06-01-2011 07:04 PM
  16. VTshorty78#IM's Avatar
    I would expense every app I buy for this White Iphone 4!
    06-01-2011 07:05 PM
  17. VTshorty78#IM's Avatar
    For real though.....I expensed 1 adult movie at a hotel, a pineapple, 1 happy meal, and a cabbage patch kid...all on the same expense report
    06-01-2011 07:07 PM
  18. VTshorty78#IM's Avatar
    I did expense 1 adult movie, a cabbage patch doll, and a pineapple
    06-01-2011 07:07 PM
  19. seilke28's Avatar
    A plane ticket to Boston for my nanny so I could take my still breast feeding son with me. It worked
    06-01-2011 07:12 PM
  20. jcop's Avatar
    I once wrote "sexual favors" on an expense report to see if the boss checked them. He doesn't... lol
    06-01-2011 07:13 PM
  21. VTshorty78#IM's Avatar
    1 crab. yes, 1 blue crab
    06-01-2011 07:22 PM
  22. @pplegeek's Avatar
    The craziest thing I've ever seen expensed or attempt
    was $250 fine for bail money. Followed by a bar receipt and
    a hand written apology for losing large client due to "public
    fornication" with their VP's assistant leading to an arrest.
    06-01-2011 07:25 PM
  23. langley182's Avatar
    We had to order some brushes to work on an experiment we were running. The brushes had a diameter of 3 mm. They were only about 5 inches long. Overall they were tiny. They came in a 5 pack. Total cost to the lab: $100.
    06-01-2011 07:28 PM
  24. BrandonB's Avatar
    The craziest thing, a three prong flexible rubber dietary fork.
    06-01-2011 07:33 PM
  25. captianc3's Avatar
    first class seats on a filght to new york....didn't go down well with the boss lol
    06-01-2011 07:36 PM
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