1. Rene Ritchie's Avatar


    Sorry. Had. To. Be. Memed. But as long as we're being so predictable, we might as well make it a contest. A caption contest, of course. So let's set the stage:

    iPhone 3GS, blockbuster selling, uber-popular, satisfaction levels off the hook, has just won the smartphone of the year award, and is about to give its heartfelt speech, in front of proud Pappa Jobs, no less, when the boldest of Kanye West-inspired BlackBerrys storms the stage, speaker on full, auto-tune set, and just has to interrupt and say...

    ??

    What? That's where you come in. Drop a reply below and let us know. Be creative, be comedic, be original, and the caption we love best will get an iTunes gift certificate!
    09-15-2009 11:00 AM
  2. Alli's Avatar
    Sure you're beautiful, but no one handles email like a Blackberry.
    09-15-2009 11:15 AM
  3. h4rk's Avatar
    iPhone, I'll let you finish, but the Storm had one of the best touchscreens of all time!!
    09-15-2009 11:21 AM
  4. nutzareus's Avatar
    "That's nice, iPhone, but I am the best email solution.. of ALL-TIME!"
    09-15-2009 11:27 AM
  5. stldirty's Avatar
    got fishsticks?
    09-15-2009 11:32 AM
  6. mpfrink's Avatar
    "BBM connects you with everyone at all times!!!"
    09-15-2009 11:34 AM
  7. Ipheuria's Avatar
    I'll let you finish IPhone but everyone knows that the Storm has the most intuitive User Interface, oh wait that's you. Well everyone knows the Storm has the best build qaulity, oh erm wait 50% return rate strike that last one. Well everyone knows our App store is killer, shhhhhh we didn't rip off your idea. Well you get one free beat that sucka... ok I'll sit down now *Looking dejected*
    09-15-2009 11:35 AM
  8. NFLBlitze1's Avatar
    iphone: um...im better than you
    blackberry:
    09-15-2009 11:42 AM
  9. mm007's Avatar
    But you cant even multi-task! And, you dont have a hardware keyboard. Every one knows you have to have a hardware keyboard to do real work.
    09-15-2009 11:56 AM
  10. ryanlberg's Avatar
    im the new king of pop.... WHAT
    09-15-2009 11:57 AM
  11. Axdrake's Avatar
    iPhone: Wow, this is so unexpected, I don't know what to say. Thank you so mu...

    Blackberry: iPhone, I'm really happy for you. I'll let you finish, but "Pre"-yonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time! you know the one with the girl who has no personality and could pass off for a cylon/terminator from the future.

    iPhone: .......*speechless*

    Crowd: *BOOOOOOOOOOs*
    09-15-2009 12:06 PM
  12. RSVnoP's Avatar
    Hold on Iphone, I got get this out right now. MMS, and Tether will make you a Playa fo life!
    09-15-2009 12:13 PM
  13. d.allen's Avatar
    KanyeBerry: Palm Pre should have won this.. I mean, I like you iphone, but look at the "OS" on that girl over there, GOD DANG! and plus, you're a flatty, this girls got curves and slides for days.. If I had to touch just one.. It would be the best of all time, and that wouldn't be you iphone.. sorry.

    Kanye West and the Blackberry.. both are struggling to keep their name in the mainstream.
    Last edited by d.allen; 09-15-2009 at 03:57 PM.
    09-15-2009 12:19 PM
  14. Bosco#IM's Avatar
    Steve Jobs doesn't care about black people.
    09-15-2009 12:23 PM
  15. stldirty's Avatar
    Steve Jobs doesn't care about black people.
    WINNER!!!!

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    09-15-2009 12:41 PM
  16. DMBAdict04's Avatar
    Imma let you finish but Pearl had one of the best keyboards of all time!
    09-15-2009 12:47 PM
  17. Behshad's Avatar
    BlackBerry : "Yes 16GB White Iphone, Dont get me wrong,,,Youre a cool kid in the hood, but daymn that 32GB Black Iphone GOT it all,"

    Iphone "Um,, But Im also black,,,"

    Blackberry " You are? Well you look a bit white too me,, you must have some kinda skin desease "....
    09-15-2009 02:00 PM
  18. imthetalkofny's Avatar
    KanyeBerry: Ill let you finish iPhone, but the Pre couldn't even beat us this year. We had the Bold, Storm, Tour Curve2, Curve3 and Curve8503729 come out making this Blackberry's best year EVER!

    iPhone: Wait...We're placed in the same category? I won because the only competition was iPhone 3G...And everyone knows I'm faster..
    09-15-2009 03:04 PM
  19. iBreezyb's Avatar
    Yo, iPhone, I'm really happy for you and all, but! Blackberry has the best brick breaker app of ALL TIME! ALL TIME!
    09-15-2009 03:51 PM
  20. 3dguy's Avatar
    Sorry for interrupting,I'm really happy for you and all, Iphone 3...whatever the hell number you are! I'll let you finish, but I have to say; "storm"-onyce...( crowd grows silent)yes I said that "storm"-onyce, had the best touch-click screen, paper weight mode AND size OF ALL TIME!!! Hands the mic back to the iphone and sends a txt message that claims she has a "nice chrome ***"!
    Last edited by 3dguy; 09-15-2009 at 04:14 PM.
    09-15-2009 04:09 PM
  21. roberts56's Avatar
    Steve Jobs doesn't care about blackberrys!!!!
    09-15-2009 05:46 PM
  22. Kizer's Avatar
    "Hey Jobs, You gotta touch this thing to turn it on?!"
    09-15-2009 06:06 PM
  23. Hakala's Avatar
    Where is yo Blackberry Messenger? Oh, it doesnt fit your chi...
    Well you can't have javascript-off-by-default full internet with a scrollball!
    09-15-2009 06:48 PM
  24. Farmdreads's Avatar
    Kanyeblackberry: Yo iPhone, you ain't all that. I'm KanyeBlackberry and I think Pre had the best OS of the year. What, just cause it's a Palm does that mean it can't win?
    iPhone: Um, kanyeblackberry, if you didn't notice I'm holding the best OS trophy. And by the way, your music sucks and you are an embaressment to the name Blackberry.
    09-15-2009 06:53 PM
  25. avt123's Avatar
    KanyeBerry- I would just like to talk about how good I am, how many apps I can multitask, and how my screen clicks. Also, my big brother is Bold-Z, what now? And you know what else....

    *HTC The Dream comes out of nowhere and interrupts KanyeBerry, and then points at iPhone *

    HTC The Dream- Shawty right there is the sh*t!

    KanyeBerry- Shut up HTC The Dream! You can't tell me nothing!

    iPhone- I win. Shoot that through the wire, b*tch!

    *T-Pre comes out of nowhere and starts to sing "Good life" as iPhone walks off stage*
    09-15-2009 07:08 PM
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