Introducing the ?All New IPhone??? It?s not your Dad?s iPhone, in fact it?s not an iPhone at all, not like you know it. Re-Introducing the iBook
<A laptop raises out of the stage on a pedestal>
<The crowd looks dumbfounded and stock begins to drop>
As you can see this is not your father?s iPhone, this is the all new iBook System.
<More dumb looks>
<Twitter blows up with how Apple screwed the pooch>
What you have here is the next generation in iDevices, this sleek package is not your ordinary laptop.
<Lifts lid, iBook boots into iOS X>
What you have here is a total productivity solution. The newest specs in hardware, yadda yadda yadda. 1 TB SSD for low power consumption on the go computing. Newest generation touchscreen monitor. The solution we are working towards is how to have on the go computing while actually on the go?
<Crowd looks intrigued>
<Speaker lifts the monitor nonchalantly off the hinges and carries it away>
Introducing the newest line in our iPad line!!!!
<The crowd cheers twitter blows up just like everyone?s mind in the audience>
We have combined the power of the laptop with the added value that a tablet provides. With the state of the art hardware and the 320 GB memory this tablet provides you can now take your work with you anywhere?.. Almost?..
<Speaker presses in on the back of the iPad and out pops the brand new iPhone!!!>
<The crowd goes crazy, stock prices begin to soar>
Here is the integral backbone of the entire system. With its LTE connectivity it provides internet access to every component, to tablet while docked, to laptop while docked. With its 128 GB storage you have plenty of room for photos and music on the fly, and the integrated iPad dock allows you to sync you music on the fly, your photos on the fly, heck everything on the fly.
But what about those times when having your phone is not convenient?
<Speaker presses the side of the new iPhone and out pops a Bluetooth headset looking device>
The New Ipod shuffle!!!!
<Applauses everywhere>
The iPod shuffle fits snuggly in your ear, and allows you to carry 8 GB of music with you anywhere, gym, running, etc. etc. It also acts as your Bluetooth headset for the iBook System. It sits neatly in the side of the new iPhone much like an SD card does in other phones.
So with this system you see you have the perfect portable office. Laptop -> Tablet -> Phone -> Mp3 Player. Just to add that with the Bluetooth Shuffle powered on, and paired, you will be able to send and receive phone calls regardless of which device you are currently using, and the way we have designed the system it all syncs down effortlessly. Shuffle syncs with IPhone Syncs with iPad syncs with iBook.
Introducing the new iBook System with iOS X