Despite the presence of other worthy entrants, I think my past year's negative experience with various devices makes me an excellent choice to win the case.
To start with, in April, my wife and I were driving along I-90 returning from a family visit when our car was destroyed - yes, I know it's not really a device in the same sense as an iPhone, but it merely set a pattern for the year; plus a Prius is kind of the car equivalent of an apple product. We were completely stopped at a work zone when an 18 wheeler going about 45-50 mph rear-ended us. The impact rammed us into the car in front of us and then another 18 wheeler hit the first, which then knocked into our car again. My wife and I walked away unscathed (if that's not an advertisement for the safety features of the Prius, I don't know what would be) but the car was completely totaled. The insurance company was very fair but because of normal depreciation we did lose a bit of money replacing the car.
Then, this July, on the day we moved into our new apartment, a bottle of water got knocked onto my Macbook while I was setting up the Airport network. The geniuses at the mac store were able to recover most of my data but the computer was completely lost and had to be replaced.
Finally, two weeks ago, while on vacation in Florida I lost both my iphone headphones and GPS power cable. For the headphones, the rubber just fell off making them unwearable. And as for the GPS cable, it decided to fall apart at the connection port -without the GPS being charged and with the two of us still relying on our old RAZr phones - as my wife and I were returning from dinner in a city we'd never been to before. Thankfully, we were able to find the hotel without it, but I faced another expense replacing both.
Given how easy it seems to drop an iphone, I'd love to get my hands on that case to avoid a continuation of my recent run of luck. This is especially vital for me given that the good news in life may make it harder to keep the iphone functioning properly. That news is that my wife and I are expecting our first child a few short months and between carrying diaper bags, strollers and car seats and dealing with bottles, diapers and baby spit up, I think I'll probably need the best protection available.
Oh, and lastly, I'm a Bills fan (which merely adds to the suffering quotient) and have to deal this week with the fact that a team that went 2-8 down the stretch (after a 5-1 start) with some of the worst coaching I've ever seen just announced that all members of the staff would be returning next year.
Anyway, thanks for hearing me out and congrats to the winner if it isn't me.