Hi everyone,
Just wanted to post this thread asking everyone...What would you do for the new iPhone 3G. How far would you go to get the new iPhone 3G.
I'm a soon to be college student who sells things on eBay to make money. I don't have that much money and I'm currently looking for a job. I got the iPhone to help me with my business and it's been a great tool! But the new iPhone has faster internet and that's what I need for my business!
So this is what I'm selling...
Some of my shoes
Rockband
My PS2 with some games
and a gamecube
Hello iLoveiPhones,
eBay is great, don't get me wrong. You can sell and buy just about anything on eBay. You can waste so much money buying things you didn't really want on eBay as well. Last but not least, you can put an item up on eBay to sell and spice it up with juicy "supersized" images, gallery display, a nice and meaty theme, and a healthy assortment of
bold listing, subtitle, and orgasmic lilac highlighting, all to have the item sell for less than the listing fee.
Craigslist is cool too, but who wants to go pick up their new used Ikea couch to be brutally murdered upon entry to the seller's dwelling?
With this in mind, there is one simple answer for you. Prostitution. Yea it has a bad reputation and horrible ramifications, but you want that iPhone, right? I do too, and I feel your pain. I just went to the AT&T store yesterday to see if I am eligible because my dumb-as-bricks blackberry pearl won't stay on for more than 15 seconds without having to restart and the nice man said "ummmm you'll be eligible in 17 months." He then explained to me how that number magically turned into a "12". 12 months (for some reason) that I'm not eligible for my iPhone. This news hit me hard in the gut, so my natural instinct was to tickle the idea of prostitution. I'm a strapping 20 year old man, so how could anyone resist? Unfortunately, however, he was not into "my kind" (snobby cell phone company employee's thinking they're better than everyone else) and so I left, broken.
I will not cease to give up. I will keep fighting (and approaching people on the streets) until I can freakin' pay the retail fee because I am in dire need of an iPhone and cannot wait another seventwelve months. Nor should anyone have to. Dear boy, you must fight to survive in this life and not give up until your dreams are actualized. That's right. Even if it means a couple STDs.