ryannorrington
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As a victim of the reality distortion field
Hello TiPb. Ever since I was a little'un I have been affected by the reality distortion field emitted by Apple Inc. and I understand I am not alone in my plight. After many an hour looking at keynotes from the past I realised one killer feature which is missing from all apple products at the moment... none of them are free. When I close my eyes and rest my head on the soft iCloud I can feel the freeness wave into the air. So please allow me to feel this perception of freeness with $600 gift card so I can put TiPb and Siri on the christmas card list... Thanks a million
Hello TiPb. Ever since I was a little'un I have been affected by the reality distortion field emitted by Apple Inc. and I understand I am not alone in my plight. After many an hour looking at keynotes from the past I realised one killer feature which is missing from all apple products at the moment... none of them are free. When I close my eyes and rest my head on the soft iCloud I can feel the freeness wave into the air. So please allow me to feel this perception of freeness with $600 gift card so I can put TiPb and Siri on the christmas card list... Thanks a million