My Marriage to TiPB
Today, I would like to announce that I am cutting off all contact with my girlfriend and I am officially asking for TiPB's hand in marriage. As of late, no other human being I am acquainted with has offered anything as wonderful as a free iPhone. So, I have realized that they do not care for me as deeply as TiPB. With further reasoning, I have concluded that TiPB is my one and only true soulmate. Thank you, TiPB, for offering me this Verizon iPhone. Would you do me the eternal honor of giving me your HTML in marriage? I will love you through good times and bad, and our children will be the first to bear both the components of human and computer. Till death do us part!