The last post wins!

[ThePinkChameleon]

Oh I don't have any.. If you look up my former posts in this thread, you'll see I tried to assassinate quite a few members already.

He is just my next victim

Ahhhh. Ok psycho.

 

[Tartarus]

A certifiable one

 

[Tartarus]

I think I'm gonna kidnap a newborn and raise it as my own.

 

[Tartarus]

I'm at the hospitals children's department right now

 

[Tartarus]

It's horrific to see how few security measures are taken for kidnappings and all

 

[Tartarus]

Those kids are left unsupervised, without any security cameras in the vicinity. The closest nurse is like 5 rooms away at the moment

 

[Tartarus]

Help me out

 

[Tartarus]

What shall I take? A boy or a girl? A blonde or brown haired kid?

 

[Tartarus]

I have a headache. I think I'm gonna amputate my head

 

[ThePinkChameleon]

I have a headache. I think I'm gonna amputate my head

perfect . I have a chain saw you can use

 

[Tartarus]

Nah, that gives such a mess. I'll use a razor

 

[Tartarus]

A single bladed razor, that is

 

[ThePinkChameleon]

A single bladed razor, that is

oh.....right . And that won't make a damn bloody mess...?

 

[Tartarus]

At least the blood won't splatter around. It'll drip in just one place. Much easy to clean after.

 

[ThePinkChameleon]

At least the blood won't splatter around. It'll drip in just one place. Much easy to clean after.

Well your on your own there buddy. I'm not cleaning the blood from your disaster....I see enough of that in the mob

 

[Tartarus]

But you're a woman. You're supposed to clean the mess. It's like an unwritten law or something

 

[ThePinkChameleon]

No no no no no. The men can clean that sh*t up......

 

[Tartarus]

Why are you defying the first unwritten law of mankind?

 

[ThePinkChameleon]

Because I can. Because I am woman. Hear me roar

 

[Tartarus]

I will only accept Katy Perry roaring. Not you.