Android plug-in
Google has slipped a plug-in into the iOS5 service stream which would change Siri's voice to be that of the phone's owner, so that it would sound like you're talking to yourself when using the new feature. This was evidently an effort to demonstrate that iPhone users really are crazy, ostensibly for not buying an Android. This strategy has backfired somewhat as it is actually quite popular in many areas of lower Manhattan. One Wall Street iPhone owner was quoted as saying "Yes, dear, I really did give our beach house to charity." It was unclear at press time if that was the iPhone owner speaking or if it was a spontaneous glitch in the Google plug-in.