The last post wins!

[Tartarus]

http://forums.imore.com/showpost.php?p=2437141

Lol.
Although I know Apple is inferior, I'm content with windows 7 for now.

 

[the_tech_eater]

Why would you ruin my night?

I called 'internet' and demanded this picture to be deleted.

The person that answered then called the insane asylum, asking if they had room for a mentally challenged man.

 

[Tartarus]

The person that answered then called the insane asylum, asking if they had room for a mentally challenged man.

You must be familiar with mental asylums?

 

[the_tech_eater]

Lol.
Although I know Apple is inferior, I'm content with windows 7 for now.

You mean SUPERIOR??

 

[the_tech_eater]

You must be familiar with mental asylums?

Yes. I called around to some when I heard you are trying to come to the states. I figured either you are I would be there. Or maybe we'll both drive each other to insanity and both end up at one.

 

[Tartarus]

You mean SUPERIOR??

That's what I mean, yes. Thanks

 

[the_tech_eater]

That's what I mean, yes. Thanks

You do realize that apple owns the TSA and for making that horrible spelling error you won't be allowed into the states, right?

 

[Tartarus]

You do realize that apple owns the TSA and for making that horrible spelling error you won't be allowed into the states, right?

Tim Cook and Jony Ive are my personal friends. You can call us even besties. They already provided me a job. When I'm done finalizing stuff here in Holland, I'll be on my way to Cupertino

 

[the_tech_eater]

Tim Cook and Jony Ive are my personal friends. You can call us even bestows. They already provided me a job. When I'm done finalizing stuff here in Holland, I'll be on my way to Cupertino

Even if this was true, after they see that mistake(and believe me they are on iMore) you won't be their friend anymore. They'll hate you from the bottom of their hearts.

 

[Tartarus]

Even if this was true, after they see that mistake(and believe me they are on iMore) you won't be their friend anymore. They'll hate you from the bottom of their hearts.

I already called Timmy. It's all good. He is gonna send me his private jet next month.

 

[Tartarus]

 

[the_tech_eater]

I already called Timmy. It's all good. He is gonna send me his private jet next month.

Don't think he has one LOL

 

[Tartarus]

Don't think he has one LOL

See, that's how far our friendship goes. He's gonna buy one so he can send it to me.

 

[the_tech_eater]

See, that's how far our friendship goes. He's gonna buy one so he can send it to me.

Suuuure

 

[Tartarus]

Suuuure

You're jealous

 

[the_tech_eater]

You're jealous

I have access to a private jet through certain ties I have

 

[Tartarus]

I have access to a private jet through certain ties I have

You know you sound suspicious now, right?

Access, certain, ties?

They've put people for less in Gitmo

 

[the_tech_eater]

You know you sound suspicious now, right?

Access, certain, ties?

They've put people for less in Gitmo

Terrorists sympathizer

 

[Tartarus]

Terrorists sympathizer

No, I'm not. Not in the furthest distance. No.

 

[the_tech_eater]

No, I'm not. Not in the furthest distance. No.

By saying that they've put people in gittmo for less definitely makes you one