Programmer Jokes, just another "Off Topic" thread in iMore?

[Mary_Young]

6 years as a liberal arts major in college, I never thought of joining a bunch of programmers and started to work on iPhone apps development. Somehow, the longer I stay in the team, the more I love the ways programmers think and pretty much, the jokes about programmers

So I hope this thread is not only just another "Off Topic" one here in iMore. I will try to regularly update programmer jokes and funny pics (pics as one is worth 1k words, right?). If you enjoy them, please leave your comments. If you have better jokes/pics, please share with me, as it’s never a bad thing to have some fun, right!?

Note: I don't mean to mock someone or what, but just trying to have a little fun and hopefully, build some relationships :beer:

I'll start it off:heart:

1. Easter Egg
Boss: Have you finished that code yet? You've been working on it all week. It should've taken you an hour.
Programmer: I finished the code in 10 mins but I'm still trying to think of a joke to hide in it, that no-one will ever see.

2. With or Without a job


3. Italic Type


4. #1 Excuse

 

[Mary_Young]

5. Problem about being a programmer
My mom said: "Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6"

I came back with 6 bottles of milk.

She said: "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?"

I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!!"

6. Wild Programmers in their Natural Habitat


7. How Programmers and Users See Each Other


8. IT Saints

 

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9. Change a light bulb
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem

10. Gender Difference


11. Birthday Cake


12. The Truth

 

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13. Define "algorithm"
Algorithm (noun)
Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

14. Different angles


15. IE, the #1 browser


16. What is a Programmer?

 

[Mary_Young]

17. Programming VS. Sex
Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.

18. User-Friendly


19. Why do JAVA programmers wear glasses?


20. HTML for Food

 

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21. Round Figure

Programmer teaching mathematics:

"Assume we have 1000 apples, or let's take a round figure, 1024 apples."

22. Copy & Paste


23. Italic Style


24. Pi and its alter ego

 

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25. 10 kinds of People
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

26. Taking Control


27. Because Apple doesn't support Flash


28. No place like HOME