Good ol bar fight who would win?

[Ipheuria]

Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates are at a bar drinking. Then the door opens and Steve Jobs walks in. It gets silent and Steve Jobs walks over to Ballmer and asks him "What are you doing in my Genius Bar??" Steve Ballmer stands up eye to eye with Jobs and pulls back for a shot....

Who do you think would win in a fist fight from the following matchups

Steve Ballmer vs Steve Jobs
Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs

Option 1: Steve Jobs
Option 2: Steve Ballmer
Option 3: Bill Gates

 

[Ipheuria]

Had to give MS a vote since it's prob the only one they're gonna get in here

 

[Pr3mier]

considering steve jobs' health, ill go with the other steve.
that and because he looks mean haha

 

[Ipheuria]

Damn I thought it was going to be a landslide for Steve Jobs LOL since the power of the force is strong with him

 

[Ipheuria]

I'll wait until the weekend to declare the winner, so come on now's the chance for Steve Jobs to come from behind

 

[mtheartist]

Steve Jobs cracks Ballmer in the dome with an iPhone and Gates is to nerdy to pick a fight. In the end Jobs walks away with the victory as it is clear in the real competition for smartphones. Windows phones are inferior, end of story. "Laugh at the iPhone now Ballmer"

 

[Ipheuria]

LOL like that one.