GIVE AWAY: White iPhone 4

[SpoiledRottenAppleGuy]

Few Dinners and Escorts for my clients. I use the terms escorts voluminously. haha Happy Clients = $$$$

 

[cchs227]

10 nintendo DSi's and a bill of data plan overage charges of $101.12 because of my habit of going on TiPb.com... No seriously.
Gotta love it though!

 

[munan]

600 crab cakes and overnight FedEx shipping from Monterey California to the corporate office in Redmond Washington.

Close to 3 grand. On the up side, everyone back home loved the crab cakes.

 

[Farmdreads]

A keg of beer. Granted it was for an employee party, but it was just weird to see it on the expense report.

 

[i.RSX]

A 1080p projector with a 107 inch display for the lounge area of our restaurant.

 

[mk3s]

lap dance

was filling out an expense report for my boss and saw he expensed a lap dance for 200+.

I want to win!

 

[Xytal]

A friend of mine, at his old job, was required by his boss to go and put in an expense report to get reimbursed for $0.50 Dixie cups.

 

[wdiggums]

tampons which is really crazy because i am not female xD but when your girl needs em you'll do anything haha

 

[sparky12]

Stuff for my kid's birthday party - balloons, plates and assorted other crap. They owed me since I was out of town! Unfortunately, it got kicked back.

 

[Fraja1983]

Underwear!

I went to Sweden and my jewels were freezing! Had to make an emergency stop at the mall to buy some thermal underwear!

 

[david_ti#IM]

McDonalds mcsaussage
iphone 4 for the CEO

 

[boxxedin]

I've seen a $1800 dollar dinner for TWO expensed. The client had a $1000 steak...

 

[omfgitsjustin]

Three live goldfish

There was a movie being filmed in my area and one scene of the film called for a fish scene where the child of some guy was feeding three goldfish.

I was in charge of getting the fish and "keeping them happy and alive" while on set!

 

[Disturbed_Angel]

Ordered 40k in medical supplies for the area of the hospital I was working in, had to go explain to my NCO why I was replacing 3/4 of the supplies on the floor. I wasn't allowed to order supplies after that, but we did have all up to date supplies.

 

[cchs227]

80 boxes of my favorite candy 'Chocolate Turtles' my co-workers surprised me with at my desk... The bill was waiting there for me also.

 

[The Guy#CB]

Saw something itemized as a "Nightly Entertainment Expense" on a submitted expense report. And the expense was $250/hour for 2 hours totaling $500.

I tried calling to get a receipt but it was a senior VP who told me it was above my pay grade to ask him for such things.... Shortly after, my manager asked for the report and I never saw I again....

Fishy indeed!!

 

[jeromeylewis]

A Couple of Costco Porterhouse Family Packs

United lost my luggage on a trip to rep the company at the regional PETA convention. Since I could only expense food items and I didn't have any other clothes, I hit up the local Costco and bought a couple of Porterhouse family packs so I could rock the custom New York Strip Suit,T-Bone Tie, and Filet Fedora.

 

[slls]

1 Doubled sided 20" dong, 3 jars of (you know what), a replacement sink disposal unit, 1 bag of confetti with glitter & 1 package of clown make-up.... Don't ask questions you don't want answered.

 

[jbuck387]

I expensed candy from a gas station, they never even questioned it!

 

[mtmckay71]

expensed getting a tattoo for support of a product line for my now defunct c/s job with IBM