Ran across this today. Classic Engrish; check out the screenshots.
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=292525333&mt=8&at=10l3Vy
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=292525333&mt=8&at=10l3Vy