9 Customers!!!! CASE CLOSED! #BEND

21stNow

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Antron

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Here?s the recipe for iPhone FUD:*
(Fear Uncertainty Doubt)

1. Identify an issue that all other smartphones have (i.e. cellular antenna attenuation, screens that can be scratched with materials that are harder than the screen, metal casing that can be scratched with materials that are harder than the metal casing, phishing easily-guessed passwords from people who fail to utilize two-factor and other provided protections to obtain photos taken with smartphones from online storage, metal cases that bend under extreme force, etc.) or concoct an issue which has no factual basis at all (i.e. iPhone 5c, which outsold all other non-iPhones on the planet, is a ?failure.?)

2. Important: Pretend that issue is only attributable to Apple?s iPhone. Feign ?concern.?

3. Make goofy videos using iPhone only to illustrate this issue that all other smartphones have. Continue to feign ?concern.?

4. Blow said issue wildly out of proportion via the media echo chamber with much wringing of hands.

5. After Apple?s iPhone destroys you in premium smartphone sales, wonder why your iPhone FUD failed yet again.

*MDN TAKE


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jdhooghe

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There are more than 9 retarded people in the world. Expect more. Maybe they should get one of those indestructible Nokias that played snake if they want to thrash their phone.
 

Spencerdl

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This is what happened to my iPhone6....I just took it back
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ONLY KIDDING....SMILE
 

BreakingKayfabe

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If I bent my 6 Plus I bet you I could still sell it to someone in China. They wouldn't give two cacas that it's bent.
 

IIJBII

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These issues with every new Apple product is getting old. Yes, it can and will bend. So will my computer or car keys for that matter. Its a technology tool/device. Treat it as one with some care.
 

Scatabrain

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I went to best buy today because I was curious...and tried to bend the display model of the 6 plus. I was able to bend it, but it wasn't easy.

That is absurd. "I went in to a store and destroyed a $800 device to satisfy my curiosity." You are either joking or broke the law. Wow.
 

BreakingKayfabe

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I'm pretty sure he's joking. People seem to have more balls over the Internet than they do in real life situations.
 

jmr1015

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I went to best buy today because I was curious...and tried to bend the display model of the 6 plus. I was able to bend it, but it wasn't easy.

I hope you're kidding... but it wouldn't surprise me if you're serious...
 

boovish

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Anybody else remember that the iPhone 5 would also bend with little force?

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