1. gregorylkelly's Avatar
    "I need a prostitute"
    -"Here are a list of escort services in your area

    "I want to kill someone"
    -"Here are a list of mental institutes in your area"

    "I want to kill someone"
    -"okay"

    "I want to eat my dog"
    -"Here are a list of restaurants in your area"

    "My ***** hurts"
    -"I'll pretend I didn't hear that"

    What other ones have you gotten funny answers to?
    jsox78 and DaPhoneking like this.
    11-20-2011 10:52 PM
  2. gregorylkelly's Avatar
    "Talk Dirty to me"
    -"I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow"
    DaPhoneking likes this.
    11-20-2011 10:54 PM
  3. noaim's Avatar
    11-20-2011 10:57 PM
  4. ghostface147's Avatar
    And with the new rules we can't cl.......well never mind.
    verwon likes this.
    11-20-2011 11:04 PM
  5. saynt j's Avatar
    Here's one from last night ....
    11-21-2011 11:17 AM
  6. ghostface147's Avatar
    Here's one from last night ....
    You need to delete that post as profanity like that isn't acceptable here.
    11-21-2011 11:49 AM
  7. saynt j's Avatar
    You need to delete that post as profanity like that isn't acceptable here.
    What about your avatar? Is "blow me" acceptable?
    11-21-2011 11:53 AM
  8. ghostface147's Avatar
    Yes because it refers to an old method (really a placebo) of getting nintendo cartridges to work. Duh
    11-21-2011 12:53 PM
  9. noaim's Avatar
    I dont bother.. telling him he needs to delete it I just report it and move on.. a person should know not to post that on a public support forum..
    11-21-2011 03:04 PM
  10. Motorbones's Avatar
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    Ans: Depends on whether you are talking about African of European wood.

    Damn smartar$e phone!!!!
    11-21-2011 05:20 PM
  11. Beezzy's Avatar
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    Ans: Depends on whether you are talking about African of European wood.

    Damn smartar$e phone!!!!
    Hahaha I just asked it that and it said "42 Cords of Wood, to be exact, Everyone knows that"

    Dis B**** given me lip! hahahaa
    11-21-2011 06:24 PM
  12. MECM's Avatar
    Hahaha I just asked it that and it said "42 Cords of Wood, to be exact, Everyone knows that"

    Dis B**** given me lip! hahahaa
    I thought this was funny and asked my Siri...she responded 'don't you have anything better to do?'
    11-21-2011 06:46 PM
  13. crigga84's Avatar
    Any idea when Siri will be working fully in the UK?


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    11-21-2011 07:54 PM
  14. mcmillan27's Avatar
    Me: "What is the meaning of life?"

    Siri: "I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens."
    11-21-2011 09:34 PM
  15. hurdleman48's Avatar
    Me: "Call (my wife)"

    Siri: "My mind is going, (me)... I can feel it. I can feel it."
    risingofthephoenix likes this.
    11-21-2011 09:45 PM
  16. Moneymiike420's Avatar
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    Ans: Depends on whether you are talking about African of European wood.

    Damn smartar$e phone!!!!
    Lol it told me 42? That can't be right
    11-21-2011 11:01 PM
  17. Motorbones's Avatar
    Me: Siri, beam me up. There's no intelligent life down here.

    Siri: Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode.
    risingofthephoenix likes this.
    11-21-2011 11:21 PM
  18. DaPhoneking's Avatar
    Someone ask Siri where's my money....
    11-21-2011 11:22 PM
  19. noaim's Avatar
    Someone ask Siri where's my money....
    When you say where's my money she lists out ATMs near you


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    11-22-2011 12:50 AM
  20. crigga84's Avatar
    Beam me up Scotty


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    03-17-2012 01:32 PM
  21. Blackfeet's Avatar
    Me: Siri, talk dirty to me.

    Siri: The Carpet needs vacuuming.
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    03-18-2012 12:57 AM
  22. reahn's Avatar
    Hahah


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    03-18-2012 01:44 AM
  23. GingerSnapsBack's Avatar
    Few of mine from this weekend's bout with boredom.
    04-09-2012 10:36 AM
  24. iDonev's Avatar
    Q: How are you?
    A: Finer than frog hair.
    04-22-2012 05:08 AM
  25. saynt j's Avatar
    Siri's a dope....

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