Funny Siri Questions and Answers

gregorylkelly

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"I need a prostitute"
-"Here are a list of escort services in your area

"I want to kill someone"
-"Here are a list of mental institutes in your area"

"I want to kill someone"
-"okay"

"I want to eat my dog"
-"Here are a list of restaurants in your area"

"My penis hurts"
-"I'll pretend I didn't hear that"

What other ones have you gotten funny answers to?
 

noaim

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I dont bother.. telling him he needs to delete it I just report it and move on.. a person should know not to post that on a public support forum..
 

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Ans: Depends on whether you are talking about African of European wood.

Damn smartar$e phone!!!!
 

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Ans: Depends on whether you are talking about African of European wood.

Damn smartar$e phone!!!!

Hahaha I just asked it that and it said "42 Cords of Wood, to be exact, Everyone knows that"

Dis B**** given me lip! hahahaa
 

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Hahaha I just asked it that and it said "42 Cords of Wood, to be exact, Everyone knows that"

Dis B**** given me lip! hahahaa

I thought this was funny and asked my Siri...she responded 'don't you have anything better to do?'
 

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