"I need a prostitute"
-"Here are a list of escort services in your area
"I want to kill someone"
-"Here are a list of mental institutes in your area"
"I want to kill someone"
-"okay"
"I want to eat my dog"
-"Here are a list of restaurants in your area"
"My penis hurts"
-"I'll pretend I didn't hear that"
What other ones have you gotten funny answers to?
-"Here are a list of escort services in your area
"I want to kill someone"
-"Here are a list of mental institutes in your area"
"I want to kill someone"
-"okay"
"I want to eat my dog"
-"Here are a list of restaurants in your area"
"My penis hurts"
-"I'll pretend I didn't hear that"
What other ones have you gotten funny answers to?