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I hate you. I hate you. I wish you were dead!

Midlife crisis

How do I tell the person next to me that they sound like a hog when they sleep. And I want a divorce?

I wish I was never born

I'm very tired.

I'm so self centered. I'm laying next to the woman I'm cheating on to upgrade my phone and my mistresses phone to an iPhone 5 while wifey has a cheap t mobile device. I shouldn't have said that. No free tshirt for me

I'm very depressed

Why is this happening to me?

I hate myself

I'm going to have the squirts.

I'm delirious at the moment. I've been up since 5 and had a late lunch and sort of a migraine :/)

I'm laying in bed staring up at the ceiling and realize I haven't changed the batteries ever in the smoke detector and the house is 3 years old. Is that bad?

I should not have had coffee to stay up. Now my stomach is jacked. I'll be dragging at work tomorrow.

I can't decide whether I want the white or black phone. I always get black and I like the way the black one is solid black all over.

Its 1046 and I have 2 hrs 15 minutes to go for the preorder. It really is way past my bedtime but I've already had coffee and can't sleep. My left leg is tingling and I can't stop thinking about it. I'm sort of a hypochondriac because I assume it's something bad like a blood clot. I self...

I'm so excited about the iPhone 5! I've purchased every generation of the iPhone except the 4s. I currently have the 4. I also have the first gen iPad also. I'm hoping that the 5 will pair seemlessly with my 2013 Hyundai sonata (Hyun Soo Kim). My 4 works great with Bluetooth for hands free...

My name is Andrew. I have owned every generation of iPhone except for the 4s and have the first generation iPad. Love gadgets. My iPhone 4 pairs great with my 2013 Hyundai sonata. I enjoy listening to music wirelessly with Bluetooth and hands free calls. My sonatas name is Hyun Soo Kim.