Here's Ellie, my little chunky monkey chihuahua on my lap. Taken in a dark room with only the tv on and the camera flash. I use the Manual camera app and then a little auto enhance in the Photos app.
You're not helping right now! I miss home and my full English Breakfast, too.
Looks like I'm going to have to buy some baked beans from Kroger or somewhere and make my own breakfast....