Dear Santa, In order for my plans to unite the Peoples of this Earth, I will need a most powerful tool in which to do so. The Death Star was destroyed, it's purposes were ultimately for evil. My purposes are for the good of mankind and so will need an equivalent machine capable of brandishing my lofty ideas for a planet-wide utopia. That tool will be the iPad. Until that day I can wield the iPad in my hands, the fate of this planet remains on the threshold of eternal peace and a desolation so complete the Apocalypse will look like nothing more than a practice run. I implore you, lend me the powers of this amazing magical device and I will be your champion, for peace, justice, and never-ending marshmallow fluff. Yours Truly, Ermin