My discovery:
In order to put up a Christmas tree at work we must:
1. Get a form from facility services (building maintenance) and fill it out. This form includes type of tree, height of tree, type of decorations to go on the tree and materials of tree.
2. Return said form to facility services.
3. FS then must inspect the tree for fire hazards.
4. Sign an oath - possibly in blood - that there will be no lights on the tree.
5. Tree must be sprayed with fire re-tardant chemicals provided by FS after decoration.
6. FS has the right to inspect said tree at any time to guarantee that we are following the hospital's tree policy.
7. Tree and any Christmas decorations must be taken down by no later than December 28th.
It's a Christmas tree. Not a burning bush.
(Edited to put the - in re-tardant since apparently it's a curse word edited by mods)