Open letter to Steve Jobs

[BLiNK]

i thought it would be interesting to see what people would write to The Man himself, well... if we could anyways

could be long or short, just say whats on your mind

hell, who knows, maybe he will chime in and answer one of these one day

i'll begin:

Dear Mr. Jobs,

do you own any other clothing? it seems like every photo i see you are constantly wearing jeans and a turtle neck

sincerely,

BLiNK

 

[ghostface147]

Dear Steve,

What is your favorite sports team?

Thanks,

Ray

 

[SOV]

Hello Mr. Jobs,

How does it feel to be the fVck1ng man?

 

[Jellotime91]

Dear Steve,

Fix the motherfraking notifications or I will rip your turtle necks in half.

Thanks

 

[rdiddy_25]

Dear Steve,

Do u love LockInfo as much as I do?!?

 

[DataCentre]

Dear Steve,

May I please have a free iPhone 4 with a factory unlock? I only have cash.

Thanks.

 

[Ipheuria]

Canada gets the shaft

Steve,

Canada is your closest neighbour why are we getting shafted on the iPhone 4 launch? Germany is getting it before us for pete's sake

sent from my iPhone

 

[Steve Doherty]

Dear Steve,

Fix the motherfraking notifications or I will rip your turtle necks in half.

Thanks

Hell yeah. iOS 4.1 me hopes. Depends how long the Palm dude takes to get up to speed.

Steve

 

[Steve Doherty]

Dear Steve

Please update the Mac Pro. It's been ages. I want a machine that gives me a sh!t eating grin and windburn every time I use it. Oh yeah, and put an SSD in there as standard goddamit!!

Your much poorer namesake,
Steve

 

[whmurray]

Steve, it is time to end the exclusivity, the "agreement in restraint of trade." "The steaming pile of failure" is as much an embarrassment to you as it is to itself. Even, if as you say, AT&T may fix the network by late summer, the business practices only get worse.

 

[flyawaymike]

Steve, it is time to end the exclusivity, the "agreement in restraint of trade." "The steaming pile of failure" is as much an embarrassment to you as it is to itself. Even, if as you say, AT&T may fix the network by late summer, the business practices only get worse.

what he said.

 

[websyndicate]

Dear Steve,

Thank you.

 

[iPao]

Dear Steve,

As somebody who recently just lost my Apple product virginity, I'd like to say... great job, so far! and push out the iOS4 already! ^_^

 

[JustinSaneV2]

Here you go:

sjobs@apple.com

Knock yourself out.

 

[BLiNK]

Here you go:

sjobs@apple.com

Knock yourself out.

can you confirm if he actually responds?

 

[fresh1]

Dear Steve,

Fix the motherfraking notifications or I will rip your turtle necks in half.

Thanks

Bahahahaaaaaa.. Too funny JT .. You crack me up ....





Fresh1

 

[fresh1]

can you confirm if he actually responds?

Yep he does.. I have seen many articles that contain copies of his very short responses... so called Steve mails ...




Fresh1

 

[JustinSaneV2]

can you confirm if he actually responds?

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[darcyjohnperkins]

Dear Steve,

When can I expect an iPhone 4 to land here in Australia? Why is it that it takes so long for your products to make their way down here? And what's up with there not being a 64GB iPhone 4?

- Sent from my iPhone.

 

[BLiNK]

Dear Steve,

get your lawyers ready

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