YouTube - Monster ScreenClean vs. the iPad
For all you iPad owners here, they are giving away free cleaning kits for the first 10 people to post videos of dirty iPad screens. I just nabbed one of the spots and there are a few left so feel free to have at it.
Gizmodo gave Textie a good review for what it is worth to you... I'm going to try the free app for a bit and see how it works, but chances are it'll get better if/when more people adopt it
Seconded. Being optimistic and thinking that someone who finds it wants to return your ipad is all good, but chances are they are not looking to return it. But hey, here's to hoping it helps you one day, or that you never have to rely on it at all.
morphie's are great, and there are plenty of similar products for cheaper like nillam said, but even for the price of a morphie it's well worth not having my phone die when I need it most.
Don't think I've seen any like it, though you may see a lot start to come out. Funny how they had a case to impersonate a 3GS and now you're looking for one to impersonate a 4G/HD