1. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    I needed a ramp to change the oil in my Volkswagan jetta, so I used my MacBook Air. Apples hardware is such junk, it bent! Seriously, I can't believe they didn't reinforce the body. #bendgate
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    09-30-2014 12:17 PM
  2. HankAZ's Avatar
    I needed a ramp to change the oil in my Volkswagan jetta, so I used my MacBook Air. Apples hardware is such junk, it bent! Seriously, I can't believe they didn't reinforce the body. #bendgate
    At least you weren’t dumb enough to carry it in your pants pocket.
    09-30-2014 12:52 PM
  3. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    At least you werent dumb enough to carry it in your pants pocket.
    I tried that but it was too big. apple made the MacBook Air too big, too thin and not strong enough. I mean who doesn't use their laptop as a ramp for their car?!? I And on top of that, Jettas are smaller cars.
    09-30-2014 01:15 PM
  4. Les74's Avatar
    I seriously cannot believe that you didn't put it on YouTube....
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    09-30-2014 01:54 PM
  5. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    I seriously cannot believe that you didn't put it on YouTube....
    I should have.
    09-30-2014 06:27 PM
  6. Les74's Avatar
    I should have.
    Do it again! Just flip it over so it bends back.
    09-30-2014 06:35 PM
  7. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    Do it again! Just flip it over so it bends back.
    No, because then I couldn't complain all over the Internet about #bendgate.
    09-30-2014 06:37 PM
  8. Les74's Avatar
    No, because then I couldn't complain all over the Internet about #bendgate.
    #bendbackgate?
    09-30-2014 06:38 PM
  9. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    #bendbackgate?
    That makes it sound like there is a solution to #bendgate. We Apple haters want to make it sound like this a horrid problem, and making it sound like it can be bent back would not fit into our agenda.
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    09-30-2014 06:41 PM
  10. qbnkelt's Avatar
    Seriously when you spend 1000 bucks on an Air you EXPECT it to have multiple uses!!!!! Apple SUCKS goats!!!!!!!


    Sent from my SEXY GORGEOUS AWESOME GOLD 128G iPhone 6
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    09-30-2014 07:19 PM
  11. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    Seriously when you spend 1000 bucks on an Air you EXPECT it to have multiple uses!!!!! Apple SUCKS goats!!!!!!!


    Sent from my SEXY GORGEOUS AWESOME GOLD 128G iPhone 6
    Couldn't have said it better!
    09-30-2014 07:24 PM
  12. qbnkelt's Avatar
    Couldn't have said it better!
    YEAH!!!! Let's all go get Note 4s!!!!! They've got necessary build features!!!!!!

    LET'S SEND APPLE A MESSAGE!!!!!!


    Sent from my SEXY GORGEOUS AWESOME GOLD 128G iPhone 6
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    09-30-2014 07:26 PM
  13. Les74's Avatar
    YEAH!!!! Let's all go get Note 4s!!!!! They've got necessary build features!!!!!!

    LET'S SEND APPLE A MESSAGE!!!!!!


    Sent from my SEXY GORGEOUS AWESOME GOLD 128G iPhone 6
    Well, I have been wanting a new credit card holder.....
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    09-30-2014 07:29 PM
  14. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    YEAH!!!! Let's all go get Note 4s!!!!! They've got necessary build features!!!!!!

    LET'S SEND APPLE A MESSAGE!!!!!!


    Sent from my SEXY GORGEOUS AWESOME GOLD 128G iPhone 6
    YES!!!!!! We will get notes and ativ books! iPhones and macs bend wayyyyyyy too easy. Heck, there is no way I can keep myself from running my laptop over or putting over 100 lbs of pressure on my phone!!!!!!

    APPLE IS SOOOOO DOOMED BECAUSE WE ARE SWITCHING!!!!!
    09-30-2014 07:30 PM
  15. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    Well, I have been wanting a new credit card holder.....
    YES!!! The note 4 is soooo innovative because it has a gap that lets you store extra stuff!!! Does the iPhone 6, or 6 plus have that?????? NO!!!!
    09-30-2014 07:32 PM
  16. qbnkelt's Avatar
    YES!!!!!! We will get notes and ativ books! iPhones and macs bend wayyyyyyy too easy. Heck, there is no way I can keep myself from running my laptop over or putting over 100 lbs of pressure on my phone!!!!!!

    APPLE IS SOOOOO DOOMED BECAUSE WE ARE SWITCHING!!!!!
    Oooooo ooooooo oooooooo I KNOW!!!!!

    After we get the Note 4s let's sell them and get Passports!!!! The sales numbers will go up, the stock will go up, and APPLE WILL FAIL EVEN FASTER!!!!!!!


    Sent from my SEXY GORGEOUS AWESOME GOLD 128G iPhone 6
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    09-30-2014 07:33 PM
  17. DarkKnight08's Avatar
    YES!!! The note 4 is soooo innovative because it has a gap that lets you store extra stuff!!! Does the iPhone 6, or 6 plus have that?????? NO!!!!
    It's not for storing stuff. It's extra ventilation so that it doesn't overheat trying to keep up with an iPhone.


    Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
    09-30-2014 07:42 PM
  18. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    YES! Do passports bend? NO!!!! (They're so ugly no one would in their right mind would touch one) but we won't talk about that. We'll only focus on the fact that apple devices bend when ran over or put under 100+ lbs of pressure.
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    09-30-2014 07:52 PM
  19. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    It's not for storing stuff. It's extra ventilation so that it doesn't overheat trying to keep up with an iPhone.


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    Lol! Good one!
    09-30-2014 07:52 PM
  20. Preston Watkins's Avatar
    LMAO classic post!
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    10-01-2014 06:46 PM
  21. njshoregurlz's Avatar
    LOL
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    10-02-2014 07:46 AM

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