Well, I know I vehemently said I wouldn't, but it's not my fault....I swear!.....I was merely minding my own business while perusing the Apple Store app on my beloved iPhone 8 when all of a sudden, a silver 256 GB iPhone X appeared on the screen and available at a nearby Apple Store. I assumed someone drugged me or something because the next thing I know I was walking out of that Apple Store carrying a bag. I looked in the bag and saw a brand new iPhone X and the paper receipt. Then I received an email notification on my iPhone 8 and discovered that it was from Apple thanking me for my purchase. WTH is going on 'round here? I swear it must be a C-O-N-spiracy or something!