1. nolasoft's Avatar
    *** iFreshener - Shake and Spray! ***

    Ever find yourself in a stinky situation where you wish you had a can of air freshener with you? Need an escape from the virtual smell from all of the iPhones and iPod Touches that iFart and iBurp around you? Feel like you just can't take it any longer?

    FIGHT BACK with iFreshener!

    Simply launch iFreshener and touch the screen. Using its non-patent-pending psychosomatic virtual smell nonenzymes, iFreshener will make you and those around you feel like better smells are on the way.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... That's refreshing!

    Need to add a little boost to your air freshening needs? Give the phone a shake and hear the virtual chemicals mix around, ready for another blast of iFreshening goodness!

    iFreshener - Shake and Spray! Your key to a better day!

    HOW DOES IFRESHENER COMPARE TO REAL-WORLD AIR FRESHENERS?

    I'm glad you asked! Based on extensive non-testing of iFreshener vs real-world air fresheners, we have come up with this completely non-scientific comparison:

    * iFreshener costs less than the average name-brand non-virtual air freshener

    * Non-virtual air fresheners eventually run out of air freshening chemicals. iFreshener's virtual smell nonenzymes never run out (so long as you keep your iPhone/iPod charged).

    * iFreshener won't blind you if accidentally sprayed towards your face.

    *** FREE UPDATES FOR LIFE ARE INCLUDED WITH IFRESHENER! ***
    (Do you get free lifetime updates with real world non-virtual air fresheners? I think not!)

    You can see more about iFreshener at iFreshener.net and find it on the App Store for $0.99 - cheaper than a real air freshener!
    03-23-2009 12:46 PM
  2. daren771's Avatar
    Just curious how the smells will be virtual?
    03-24-2009 09:57 AM
  3. Luckyi's Avatar
    You've got to be kidding me.
    03-25-2009 01:18 AM
  4. aureatenova's Avatar
    I'll keep my 99 cents.
    03-25-2009 01:11 PM
  5. cre8tivspirit's Avatar
    Almost as interesting as the neuralizer app. Almost.
    03-25-2009 02:44 PM
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