Hahahahahahaha "f'd up fours!" I am cracking up. I mean my little boy is very good for the most part. Since he started talking and fully comprehending us is when the bad behavior kicked in. Throws toys and food, eats horribly, and doesn't shut up! I can't complain too much because he has slept through the night since he was 6 months...So I know I am doomed when the next one comes.
I always question myself how I am not a raging alcoholic . My escape and hobby is tech!
Not to further derail the thread, but the odd thing is how difference each child can be. Our first, a daughter, was tough in some ways. For one, after she hit about 8 months she refused to let us feed her. Since she couldn't work a spoon, we had to get creative and find soft "finger" foods that she could eat with her hands (the one I remember is the Gerber Meat Sticks).
If that wasn't enough of a nightmare, she needed to know one of us was somewhere close. We'd try to leave her with someone and, as soon as she realized she couldn't see us, she'd wail like a banshee. One time, she would have been 3, we had to go do some things and, when she noticed we weren't there she started screaming and kept it up until we got back, over two hours later. We'd even left her with close friends who had kids she was friends with and it didn't help at all.
My son came after her and, by contrast, seemed almost perfect. He has been a kid who could entertain himself and rarely cried, so we could set him down to play and he'd be fine. My only issue with him was his tendency to try to wander off when we were in public, and often "hide."
We ended up with three, each is unique and have always had their own personalities. Of course, now their grown and are finding new ways to get into trouble, and to bless our lives. So, just because you had one that is a holy terror, does not mean the next one won't be near "perfect."
And to try to go back on topic; one of my reasons for getting an iPhone was because all three of my kids had one. Of course, two of them have now switched to Android.