$329+tax at the Genius bar and I have a replacement phone.
Have a case open with AMEX, they are reimbursing me so cost is $0.
Overall, not bad. They seemed impressed with the bubbles under the glass, looked like a lavaphone!
And yes if you're wondering the oil is hypoallergenic massage oil. I suffer from frozen shoulder and my wife uses that in conjunction with a TENS unit to provide relief so you can get your minds out of the gutter.
As for the cat, sure she is BAD but it's really not her fault. The lid wasn't put tight on the bottle. S417 happens! :P