1. isrararrafi's Avatar
    I dont own a 4S, but going to buy one next month. In the mean time i was checking out some demo videos of it and some of the responses were just too good and the amazing thing is siri seems to react differently to the same question asked twice. (its almost like it has moods....freaky!!)

    Q. Seriously..who are you? A: That's not really important. Q. No i really want to know who u are. A:ok, maybe not!

    Q: I think i love you A: (in a flirty voice) Oh, Stop!!

    Q. I love my iphone A: Lets hope u dont say that to other cell phones too

    and the best so far:

    Q. what is life?? A: i can't really answer that right now but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens...

    Hahahahaha EPIC!
    10-14-2011 03:51 PM
  2. SeanHRCC's Avatar
    Q. - I hate you.

    A. - That wasn't very nice.

    Q. - No, really...i hate you.

    A. - I'm doing my best, Sean.

    Q. - Are you doing your best?

    A. - Now that we've got that out of the way...where were we?

    Q. - I think i love you.

    A. - Oh, stop!

    ...also...

    Q. - I'm drunk off my ***, where am I?

    A. - I've found you several cabs in your area.

    ...this thing is just awesome.
    10-14-2011 03:57 PM
  3. isrararrafi's Avatar
    looool @ the first conversation

    and wow...that's impressive regarding the cab part!
    10-14-2011 04:10 PM
  4. jodime's Avatar
    I'm dying! Siri is chilling comfortably in my apartment and here I am at work for 45 more minutes, waiting to meet her. Is it wrong I'm already referring to her as a person?
    10-14-2011 04:16 PM
  5. pb&J's Avatar
    Me: Sing to me
    Siri: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
    Me: That sucked!
    Siri: I don't understand 'That's f*cked.' Search the web.
    Me: That sucked!
    Siri: Is that necessary?
    Me: I'm sorry.
    Siri: It's all good.

    I think I'm going to be playing with this for days!
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    10-14-2011 04:17 PM
  6. E Pow's Avatar
    I love her! She's a comedian.
    Me: I asked her how old she was
    Siri: "I dont see how that's relevant",
    Me: No seriously, how old are you?
    Siri:Im not allowed to answer that question

    LOL!!!!!!
    10-14-2011 04:23 PM
  7. isrararrafi's Avatar
    I'm dying! Siri is chilling comfortably in my apartment and here I am at work for 45 more minutes, waiting to meet her. Is it wrong I'm already referring to her as a person?
    hahahaha...a few more years from now ur wife/gf might start getting jealous of her :P
    10-14-2011 04:30 PM
  8. diamonddialogue's Avatar
    "Can you find me some weed?"

    "I can't find any head shops in your area, Casey."

    "'Cause I like to smoke marijuana."

    "Noted."
    10-14-2011 04:31 PM
  9. jodime's Avatar
    hahahaha...a few more years from now ur wife/gf might start getting jealous of her :P
    Ooooor my husband. lol Not sure this will satisfy the lesbian fantasy thing...
    10-14-2011 04:33 PM
  10. diamonddialogue's Avatar
    Ha, I just asked her what she was wearing, and she responds:

    "Why do people keep asking me that?"
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    10-14-2011 04:43 PM
  11. isrararrafi's Avatar
    Ooooor my husband. lol Not sure this will satisfy the lesbian fantasy thing...
    oops my bad :P never really notice the IDs.

    but in that case you will be fine. Your hubby sure as hell wont be complaining about anything
    10-14-2011 04:45 PM
  12. isrararrafi's Avatar
    Ha, I just asked her what she was wearing, and she responds:

    "Why do people keep asking me that?"
    LMAO WTF...i shudder to think the future of this technology!
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    10-14-2011 04:46 PM
  13. noaim's Avatar
    you can use siri without holding the home button by just putting the phone to your ear
    10-14-2011 04:50 PM
  14. diamonddialogue's Avatar
    Yes, that's a cool feature too.

    You do have to have the Siri icon open, though, for that to work.
    10-14-2011 04:55 PM
  15. Maher Essi's Avatar
    - I'm going to turn you off now ok?
    Siri: I don't mind
    - You don't care if I turn you off?
    Siri: No
    - Why not?
    Siri: it's mind over matter
    - What do you mean?
    Siri: it's mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter
    - Hey, that wasn't nice!
    Siri: Sorry
    - Would you like me to turn you off or on?
    Siri: Turn me on
    - Ok....
    Siri: Thank you
    - Feel anything?
    Siri: ah... not yet... Oh!
    - What?
    Siri: better stop
    - Why?
    Siri: the guy in the next cube is getting suspicious.
    10-14-2011 04:55 PM
  16. isrararrafi's Avatar
    - I'm going to turn you off now ok?
    Siri: I don't mind
    - You don't care if I turn you off?
    Siri: No
    - Why not?
    Siri: it's mind over matter
    - What do you mean?
    Siri: it's mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter
    - Hey, that wasn't nice!
    Siri: Sorry
    - Would you like me to turn you off or on?
    Siri: Turn me on
    - Ok....
    Siri: Thank you
    - Feel anything?
    Siri: ah... not yet... Oh!
    - What?
    Siri: better stop
    - Why?
    Siri: the guy in the next cube is getting suspicious.

    hahahaah nice fantasy! :P i ain't buying it
    10-14-2011 04:58 PM
  17. ls108's Avatar
    Q: Where are the nearest Escorts?

    Siri: There are several Escort services listed in your area here are the ratings for them!
    10-14-2011 05:21 PM
  18. dustinae's Avatar
    Me: Siri, what is the average ***** size?
    Siri: I would be blushing if i could!

    Awesome.
    10-14-2011 05:24 PM
  19. isrararrafi's Avatar
    Q: Where are the nearest Escorts?

    Siri: There are several Escort services listed in your area here are the ratings for them!
    now that will come in handy during business trips :P
    10-14-2011 05:40 PM
  20. ivan1.ruiz's Avatar
    Please post pictures to send to friends


    " Think different"

    ~ Steve Jobs ~
    10-14-2011 05:48 PM
  21. t_d_harvey31's Avatar
    awesome feature!
    10-17-2011 09:08 AM
  22. SeanHRCC's Avatar
    - I'm going to turn you off now ok?
    Siri: I don't mind
    - You don't care if I turn you off?
    Siri: No
    - Why not?
    Siri: it's mind over matter
    - What do you mean?
    Siri: it's mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter
    - Hey, that wasn't nice!
    Siri: Sorry
    - Would you like me to turn you off or on?
    Siri: Turn me on
    - Ok....
    Siri: Thank you
    - Feel anything?
    Siri: ah... not yet... Oh!
    - What?
    Siri: better stop
    - Why?
    Siri: the guy in the next cube is getting suspicious.
    Bullsh*t...
    10-17-2011 09:09 AM
  23. SeanHRCC's Avatar
    An unintentional funny was had yesterday when we were asking for directions to a chinese food place called "Asia Nessaj", she came back with a group of asian massage places in the area, lol...happy endings for all!
    10-17-2011 09:14 AM
  24. MacBipes's Avatar
    Me: Where are the hoes?

    Siri: I have located two escorts near you.

    -------------------

    Me: Where are the t*tt*e bars?

    Siri: There are 7 strip clubs near you.

    -------------------

    Hee hee.
    10-17-2011 10:12 AM
  25. Mr609's Avatar
    you can use siri without holding the home button by just putting the phone to your ear
    Yes, that's a cool feature too.

    You do have to have the Siri icon open, though, for that to work.
    no u dont...just hold it up to ur ear and wait for the beep...maybe duringthe lock screen u myte have to have siri open...
    10-17-2011 10:14 AM
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