Lets make this the official thread for the most hilarious response by Siri

[wolfnuke]

"How do you feel"
"Finer than frog hair, Mike"

 

[brettferrell]

Q What's the Meaning of Life
A 42

 

[ojum pmantwenty3]

meant to send a message to my mom saying im on my way haha

 

[Duvi]

Me: "What are you wearing?"

Siri: "You have the wrong personal assistant, Stephan"

Here's one I posted in the other SIRI thread.


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[DrewBear]

you can use siri without holding the home button by just putting the phone to your ear

Only if the screen is lit up. You can hold down the home button while the phone screen is blank and it will bring up Siri. When you're done, click the home button once and the screen goes blank in a few seconds.

I forgot...

Q: When is Chinese New Year?
Siri: Chinese New Year is on Monday, January 23, 2012. I hope I get the day off.

As in other occasions, the answer varies. I only got that additional comment once in 5 tries.

 

[BMWGSrider]

The other evening I had Siri add an event to my calendar. When she had done it I said "thank you". Siri replied "I live to serve". I told my wife that I didn't hear that nearly enough. I got the raised eyebrow and a sideways look.

 

[anon(4698833)]

Only if the screen is lit up. You can hold down the home button while the phone screen is blank and it will bring up Siri. When you're done, click the home button once and the screen goes blank in a few seconds.

I forgot...

Q: When is Chinese New Year?
Siri: Chinese New Year is on Monday, January 23, 2012. I hope I get the day off.

As in other occasions, the answer varies. I only got that additional comment once in 5 tries.

She doesn't say "I hope i get the day off.", she responds "I hope YOU get the day off."

 

[StaticFX]

"Set timer for 15 minutes"
"Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

"Set timer for 15 minutes"
"Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

"Set timer for 15 minutes"
"Im sorry im having trouble connecting"

"Set timer for 15 minutes"
"Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

"Set timer for 15 minutes"
"Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

"F*** YOU SIRI"
"i cant seem to connect to the network right now"


ALLL DAY LOONG!!! siri is being to be a big disappointment. this i happening way to often. I just wanted to set a timer.... while i was driving. It woulve been nice to have it work.

 

[Joan SC]

Me laughing after Siri said something....
"Ha Ha Ha"

Siri: Hee Hee.

 

[noaim]

"what are you wearing?"

siri: "why do people keep asking me this?"

 

[StaticFX]

Still can't connect

 

[StaticFX]

now it just says somethings wrong... and wont even try.

I have reset the network.. rebooted.. turned her off... then reset... nothing. Siri is dead on my phone


eidt; Jeez... 4ths times a charm

siri is back.

 

[StaticFX]

beam me up Siri

Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets

 

[Duvi]

meant to send a message to my mom saying im on my way haha

You must have a strong accent! Lol. Jk.


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[kmc979]

on the radio this AM the DJ asked siri "where can I hide the body" she replied back with what are you looking for, dump, ditch, river, and other suggestions, I think the DJ chose dump and she located the nearest dump lol. he totally asked siri that as a joke and didn't think he would get that response! it was hysterical!

 

[nelz16]

Me: Text so and so: I just got the iPhone 4S
Siri: Texting so and so: I just got the iPhone for a$$...

 

[pilsbury]

Me- Siri do you like beer?

Siri- this is about you, not me.

 

[Duvi]

on the radio this AM the DJ asked siri "where can I hide the body" she replied back with what are you looking for, dump, ditch, river, and other suggestions, I think the DJ chose dump and she located the nearest dump lol. he totally asked siri that as a joke and didn't think he would get that response! it was hysterical!

A customer's phone I help set up asked that question... it was pretty funny getting an answer.

 

[ThePinkChameleon]

Omg, I'm seriously LMAO at siri's responses !! What a frigging trip !! keep em coming guys, this is good morning comedy to read while having coffee

 

[djg21]

"what are you wearing?"

siri: "why do people keep asking me this?"

Me: "Beam Me Up Scotty."

Siri: "Take of your shoes, pants and belt."

Me: "I said, beam me up Scotty"

Siri: "Sorry Captain, your tricorder is in airplane mode."

Me: "What is the meaning of life?

Siri: "Evidence suggests that it's chocolate."