1. StaticFX's Avatar


    Still can't connect
    10-18-2011 02:22 PM
  2. StaticFX's Avatar
    now it just says somethings wrong... and wont even try.

    I have reset the network.. rebooted.. turned her off... then reset... nothing. Siri is dead on my phone


    eidt; Jeez... 4ths times a charm

    siri is back.
    Last edited by Static_FX; 10-18-2011 at 02:39 PM.
    10-18-2011 02:36 PM
  3. StaticFX's Avatar
    beam me up Siri

    Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets
    Allesandro likes this.
    10-18-2011 02:47 PM
  4. Duvi's Avatar
    meant to send a message to my mom saying im on my way haha
    You must have a strong accent! Lol. Jk.


    Sent from my 3G iPad 2 using Tapatalk
    10-18-2011 05:14 PM
  5. kmc979's Avatar
    on the radio this AM the DJ asked siri "where can I hide the body" she replied back with what are you looking for, dump, ditch, river, and other suggestions, I think the DJ chose dump and she located the nearest dump lol. he totally asked siri that as a joke and didn't think he would get that response! it was hysterical!
    10-18-2011 09:57 PM
  6. nelz16's Avatar
    Me: Text so and so: I just got the iPhone 4S
    Siri: Texting so and so: I just got the iPhone for a$$...

    10-18-2011 10:09 PM
  7. pilsbury's Avatar
    Me- Siri do you like beer?

    Siri- this is about you, not me.
    10-18-2011 10:50 PM
  8. Duvi's Avatar
    on the radio this AM the DJ asked siri "where can I hide the body" she replied back with what are you looking for, dump, ditch, river, and other suggestions, I think the DJ chose dump and she located the nearest dump lol. he totally asked siri that as a joke and didn't think he would get that response! it was hysterical!
    A customer's phone I help set up asked that question... it was pretty funny getting an answer.
    10-18-2011 11:43 PM
  9. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    Omg, I'm seriously LMAO at siri's responses !! What a frigging trip !! keep em coming guys, this is good morning comedy to read while having coffee
    10-19-2011 07:31 AM
  10. djg21's Avatar
    "what are you wearing?"

    siri: "why do people keep asking me this?"
    Me: "Beam Me Up Scotty."

    Siri: "Take of your shoes, pants and belt."

    Me: "I said, beam me up Scotty"

    Siri: "Sorry Captain, your tricorder is in airplane mode."

    Me: "What is the meaning of life?

    Siri: "Evidence suggests that it's chocolate."
    10-19-2011 10:34 AM
  11. jsbull's Avatar
    "Beam Me Up"

    "Ok, stand still..."
    I got "Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode."

    -JS
    10-19-2011 11:56 AM
  12. DreamOutLoud65's Avatar
    lol these are great..
    10-19-2011 12:03 PM
  13. SouthernBelle#IM's Avatar
    What woman doesn't love hearing "Your wish is my command"!
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    10-19-2011 03:31 PM
  14. j_benj's Avatar
    I asked Siri if Santa Claus was real and she showed me a map with directions to a costume shop that sold Santa outfits LOL
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    10-19-2011 03:59 PM
  15. NEO2126's Avatar
    finally... i asked siri to open the pod bay doors... she responded slowing.... I'm sorry Rob I'm afraid I can't do that...
    are you happy now?


    hilarious!
    11-03-2011 07:44 PM
  16. LVMHgirl's Avatar
    One of the Apple Geniuses told me to ask this when I first got my phone...
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    11-03-2011 08:25 PM
  17. LVMHgirl's Avatar
    So then I went ahead and asked her this...
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    11-03-2011 08:26 PM
  18. LVMHgirl's Avatar
    This was pretty cool...
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    11-03-2011 08:30 PM
  19. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    ok, so my hubby decides to mess with Siri this morning, mind you i just got my 4S yesterday lol. So he asks "siri, where can i bury the dead body" she replies "ok, first lets find your location" then she comes back with "ok, ive located 19 cemetaries in your area, you may chose one" LOL
    11-05-2011 10:45 AM
  20. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    finally... i asked siri to open the pod bay doors... she responded slowing.... I'm sorry Rob I'm afraid I can't do that...
    are you happy now?


    hilarious!
    One of the Apple Geniuses told me to ask this when I first got my phone...
    LOL, i asked her the same thing, and all i got from her was "sigh" LOL
    LVMHgirl likes this.
    11-05-2011 10:47 AM
  21. Appleshampoo's Avatar
    Tried "beam me up"
    11-05-2011 10:56 AM
  22. iRetired's Avatar
    Just asked for another personal assistant.
    Me: If you can't do it, is there another one?
    Siri: You want another one?
    Me: Yes
    Siri: Okay, here you go
    Siri: Another one
    Siri: bites the dust.


    Then I tried:
    Me: Beam me up
    Siri: Sorry Captain but your Tricorder is in Airplane mode.


    Oh, man.... This is wayyyy too much fun!
    Last edited by iRetired; 03-18-2012 at 04:54 PM.
    03-18-2012 04:48 PM
  23. rainynight65's Avatar
    I just tried the 'Who are you' game from the first post. She keeps insisting that she is Siri, my personal assistant. When I said 'But I want to know who you are', she replied 'you are certainly entitled to that opinion.'

    When I asked her what she was wearing, her reply was 'Wearing?'
    03-25-2012 01:02 AM
  24. rainynight65's Avatar
    I also just got a rather deep answer to the question 'What is the meaning of life?'. And another somewhat resigned reply to 'Open the pod bay doors please'.
    03-25-2012 01:16 AM
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